Sunday, April 10, 2005

I JUST DON'T LIKE THE WAY THEY MANIPULATE CHARDONNAY IN CALIFORNIA: In a cinematically-fueled consumer trend unseen since the days of Clark Gable's not wearing an undershirt in It Happened One Night (or, okay, Reese's Pieces in E.T.), post-Sideways pinot noir sales are up 15%, and fewer and fewer Americans are drinking any f^%#ing merlot.

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